|Herbert Hillbert Hubert Snod
by Denise Rodgers
Herbert Hillbert Hubert Snod
was known for eating all things odd.
The thing that bothered me the most
was he spread toothpaste on his toast.
Its springtime fresh, so cool and minty.
His smiling eyes were bright and squinty.
On baked potatoes, he would slather
one half can of shave cream lather.
Who knows how his tum could cope
as he ingested cubes of soap.
At times his food choice made a scene;
at least he kept his innards clean.