MR. SOMETHING

I think I see a something like a piece of bread.
It has a chili pepper sitting on its head.
It looks like it has oil leaking out of its spout.
It looks so bad and ugly that it makes me want to shout.
Is it a rotten apple with a hockey stick?
It really looks like something that I wouldn't want to lick.
Is it a jelly squirter? It is hard to tell.
I found it in the garbage can and boy, that thing does smell!