If I could be invisible
I’d look at the teacher’s desk
For all the right answers to our test.
I’d scare my dog by making his ball float in the air
Really give him a scare
And I’d dye my sister’s hair
Just to make people stare.
I’d sneak video games out of Best Buys
People watch them floating by
I’d listen to what brother and his girl friend say
As they waste they day away
And I’d turn on the TV in my grandmother’s room
And tickle her nose with a bristle broom
I’d throw my brother’s toys away
That would really ruin his day
And that is all I’m going to say.
(if I was invisible)