What Id do with 1,000 bottles of shampoo
Id wash my hair the whole day through
til it smelled like Mountain Dew.
Id open a barbershop
And cut their hair like a wheat-field crop.
Id wash an awful lot of hair
Id wash until the people stare.
Id wash my hair from the waterspout
Id wash my hair till it fell out.
I would sing inside my shower
For another full half-hour.
Id give shampoo to all my friends
Until my thousand bottles end. |
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