|Inspired by an odd rubber ball with an angry face
from the "magic suitcase."
THE BUCK-TOOTHED SOURBALL or THE ALIEN DENTIST
There once was an alien named Hal,
who had a patient with a root canal.
He was a dentist, purple and green.
He kept his patients' teeth real clean.
He fed people buck-toothed alien sourballs
at his office at the towering mall.
He had a pet space monkey who ate junk.
This monkey ate so much that he smelled like a skunk.