Zapper, Zapper, Zapper! Where did it go?
My brother must have hid it. I'll look high and low.
The remote keeps my family quiet all day long.
This doesn't usually happen; there must be something wrong.

Jonathon is the name of our zapper.
It's also the name of my favorite rapper.
If I find it, I'll throw it at my brother,
or I just might tell my mother!