Felix the Cat does not wear a hat
because a bat stole his hat.
He's black and he wears a red bow tie
and he uses both white and black hair dye.
He has big round eyes like he was surprised.
That's because he was traumatized.


Here is a poem from Noel:

This is just to say:

I have eaten the candy
that was in dads dresser
which dad didn't want me to eat.

Forgive me they were calling me
so chewy and so sweet.